GUH.
The official sound of a soul leaving its body at 9:32 AM. In 2019, one man turned $2,000 into $50,000 of buying power and then into −$46,000 in two minutes. We put it on the blockchain Robinhood built. This is poetry.
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* not financial advice. not even advice. honestly, do the opposite of all of this.
One man. One glitch. One noise.
Everything below actually happened in October–November 2019. We couldn't make this up. Nobody could.
In the fall of 2019, a 19-year-old WallStreetBets user named u/ControlTheNarrative discovered what the sub lovingly named the "infinite money glitch" — a Robinhood bug where selling covered calls on margin-bought shares counted the premium as fresh cash. Buy on margin, sell calls, borrow against your own borrowed money, repeat. Robinhood thought he had collateral. He was the collateral.
He looped his $2,000 deposit into roughly $50,000 of buying power — a cool 25:1 leverage, which he described as within his "personal risk tolerance." Then he did the most WSB thing imaginable: he put the entire stack into out-of-the-money AAPL puts, two days before earnings.
Apple posted great earnings. The stock ripped. At market open on October 31, 2019, he filmed himself watching his account go from +$7,000 to −$46,000 in about two minutes — a speedrun the sub still calls the "bankruptcy any%". And at second 42, he made the noise. Not a scream. Not a cry. Just one perfect, guttural syllable: GUH.
The clip went viral, the glitch got patched, ~$4.7M was YOLO'd by copycats in one week, and "GUH" became the official onomatopoeia for financial ruin — the sound of a soul leaving a body. Five years later, Robinhood launched its own blockchain. You see where this is going. $GUH is the circle of life completing itself.
The warm-up loss
Weeks after learning what an option is, he YOLOs margin money into MSFT puts and loses ~$30,000. Posts "It's been fun, goodbye." It was not goodbye.
The infinite money glitch
Discovers the covered-call leverage loop. Turns $2,000 into ~$50,000 of buying power. Robinhood's risk desk: asleep. WSB: taking notes.
The GUH heard round the world 🔊
AAPL earnings beat. Market opens. +$7K becomes −$46K in ~2 minutes, on camera. One syllable enters the financial lexicon forever: GUH.
The GUH of Fame
Copycats leverage ~$4.7M before Robinhood patches the glitch and bans everyone. Bloomberg covers it. The SEC gets snitched on by three separate redditors.
Robinhood launches a blockchain
The company that gave us infinite leverage now gives us a permissionless L2. $GUH launches where it always belonged. The prophecy is fulfilled.
Feeling down bad?
Press the button. Let it out. It's cheaper than therapy and faster than a margin call.
souls departed this session: 0
Required viewing before investing
Watch the original footage and the documentaries. This is our whitepaper. We don't have a whitepaper.
Deep lore: the 5th anniversary thread, the "just in case y'all forgot" thread, and the original GUH video preserved on the Internet Archive like the national treasure it is.
Tokenomics, but emotionally damaged
Every number here is a loving tribute to the worst trade ever filmed. 0% tax, LP burned, 100% lore.
Nice. Locked and burned, unlike CTN's margin requirements.
Community rewards, meme bounties, and emotional-support tokens for verified loss porn.
Career transition fund. Applications open every earnings season.
He beat earnings. He made this meme possible. We owe him everything.
Contract Address (Robinhood Chain)
⚠️ This is the one and only real CA — copy it from this site or our X. If someone DMs you a "presale link", that's not the glitch, that's the rug.
0xe10f8125dc02336f28824e62332dbaf6e90f83cc
Five steps to financial enlightenment
Statistically safer than 25:1 leveraged AAPL puts. Legally, we can't say by how much.
Get an EVM wallet
MetaMask, Rabby, whatever. Yes, the same wallet you said you'd never need because "Robinhood is fine." The irony is the point.
Bridge to Robinhood Chain
It's an Arbitrum Orbit L2 built by the company that gave us the infinite money glitch. Your funds have never moved faster. In any direction.
Verify the contract address
Copy the CA from this site only. This is the single piece of due diligence you will do this year. Savor it.
Swap for $GUH
Head to Uniswap, paste the CA, set slippage, and smash swap. Do NOT use leverage. We know you. Do not.
Check your portfolio at 9:32 AM
Record yourself. If you make the noise, you were always one of us. Post it. The sub demands tribute. GUH.
The GUH of Fame — Class of 2019
Real degenerates who used the infinite money glitch. ~$4.7 million leveraged in 7 days before Robinhood pulled the plug. Heroes, all of them.
| Legend | Title Earned | Deposited | Leveraged To | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| u/ControlTheNarrative | GUHlumbus — discovered the new world | $2,000 | $48,000 | GUH. (−$46K, on camera) |
| u/woodc93 | Dos Commas | $15,000 | $1,300,000 | −$190,000 |
| u/moonyachts | Dos Commas | $4,000 | $1,279,550 | ~+$400 (the chosen one) |
| u/call_warrior | arGUHmedes | $3,000 | $1,732,640 | Account archived. Like his hopes. |
| u/Tomatotowers | "It's not a glitch, it's a feature" | $5,000 | $314,070 | ~+$5,000 |
Source: the legendary GUH of Fame 2019 thread on r/wallstreetbets. Robinhood patched the glitch on Nov 7, 2019 and banned everyone involved. F.
The Path to GUHminance
No promises, no utility, no dates. Just vibes and a checklist, exactly like the original play.
Find the Glitch
- Launch on Robinhood Chain
- LP burned, contract renounced
- Website with zero utility (you're on it)
- First 1,000 holders margin-called into the community
Leverage 25x
- Dexscreener trending (pay respects)
- CoinGecko & CMC listings
- GUH sound board dApp
- Meme contest: best loss porn wins
Can't Go Tits Up
- CEX listing pushes
- GUH merch (crayon-flavored)
- Annual GUH Day livestream every AAPL earnings
- Charity: fund one (1) real Wendy's application
Retire by Friday
- Tim Apple acknowledges us
- CTN returns from exile
- GUH added to the dictionary
- Moon
- Behind the Wendy's (backup plan)
Questions from the support group
What is $GUH?
A memecoin on Robinhood Chain honoring the greatest two minutes in retail trading history: the 2019 "GUH" — the sound u/ControlTheNarrative made watching $46,000 of borrowed money evaporate at market open. It has no utility. Neither did the AAPL puts.
Why Robinhood Chain?
Because the glitch happened ON Robinhood. Launching $GUH anywhere else would be like holding a funeral at someone else's house. This is the most narratively correct token deployment in blockchain history.
Is this financial advice?
GUH. No. This is a meme with a contract address. If your "personal risk tolerance" involves this token, we recommend it involves about $12 and no leverage of any kind.
Can I use the infinite money glitch to buy more $GUH?
The glitch was patched on November 7, 2019, after roughly $4.7M was leveraged by like 20 guys in a week. Also it was never "infinite money" — it was infinite leverage, which is the exact opposite. That confusion is literally how the noise happened.
Is $GUH affiliated with Robinhood, WallStreetBets, or ControlTheNarrative?
Absolutely not. Robinhood banned everyone involved in this story. WSB would flair us "Shitpost". CTN's account was suspended years ago. We are affiliated exclusively with pain.
What if it goes down?
Then you record yourself watching it, post it, and say the word. That's not a loss — that's participation in a cultural tradition. Losses are only real if you stop making content about them.
Wen moon?
Sir, this is a casino inside a Wendy's on top of a blockchain. The moon was never the destination. The GUH was the destination. The GUH was inside us all along.